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KFM Ladies Edition: Thor, Captain America, Iron Man

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Panahon nanaman! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, panahon nanaman upang pagnilayan natin ang mga buhay natin by raising the ultimate philosophical question that has plagued mankind since time immemorial. Kill, f*ck, or marry? Nung unang beses na ginawa natin to, pinahirapan natin ang ating panel by asking them to choose betweenthe loveliest beauties of Philippine showbiz na sina Solenn Heussaff, Isabelle Daza, and Georgina Wilson. Nung sumunod na beses, mas pinahirapan pa at hinalukay natin ang mga sikmura nila by asking them to choose between Dionisia Pacquiao, Madam Auring, at si Lilia Cuntapay.

For our third installment, iibahin natin ng konte. Gusto naman namin na ang mga naggagandahan nating mga readers ang sumagot ng isang KFM question. For this week, kunwari magugulat ka talaga at hindi mo pa nababasa sa title, ang choices natin ay sila Thor, Captain America, at Iron Man. One is a Norse demigod, another is a super soldier, and the last one is a billionaire/playboy/philantropist/genius. Macho yung isa, good boy yung isa, swabe yung isa. Wala kang talo diyan kung babae ka, depende na lang yan sa taste mo. Pero ano nga bang hanap ng mga babae sa mga lalake? Kailangan ba naming magpa-long hair, magpatubo ng swabeng bigote, o magpaka-good boy? Tinanong namin ang limang naggagandahang mga binibini para ibigay ang sagot at magkaalaman na.

So, without further ado, here it goes.

KFM: Thor, Captain America, Iron Man

Some of the girls requested anonymity so itatago na lang namin sila sa mga pangalan ng mga lookalikes nila.

K F M
Adriana LimaAdriana Kill si Thor kasi bobo siya, ayoko ng bobo and he has long greasy-looking hair, kadiri! F*ck si C. America kasi parang ang hot ng abs niya and muscles, pero hanggang doon lang. He looks stupid also. Pero mas type ko hotness niya kesa kay Thor. Marry si Ironman kasi smart + hot personality + rich/ ambitious + soft spot for Pepper (girl he likes)
Anne VyalitsynaAnna Ironman. Di ko trip yung “billionaire playboy” image eh. Tsaka ayoko yung bigote niya haha. Capt. America. Di ko siya type talaga eh. Masyadong gwapo para makasama habang buhay. Pero yummy pa din naman siya so F na lang. Thor. Two words: Chris Hemsworth. and based sa movie, buong puso siya kung magmahal and feel ko talaga aalagaan niya ako.
Rosie Huntington-WhiteleyRosie Captain America. Bukod sa sobrang tanda (nung 1940s siya unang lumabas; yes, I’m taking the geek route), mukha siyang boring. Sa tunay na buhay din never kong natrippan ang mga “good boys” kaya no-brainer na Kill saken si Cap. Iron Man. I mean, come on. If the idea of f*cking a millionaire like Tony Stark doesn’t appeal to you, then the idea of f*cking RDJ SHOULD appeal to you. If not, you are a plant. Tahiin mo na yang danger zone mo cos it’s dead. Thor. Why marry the Norse god if you can’t fuck him? At least may kasama kang uminom at kumain sa Valhalla. May patrip pa rin si Thor kahit gaano kabayolente. Kesa naman kung asawa mo si Cap, ano na lang diba?
Miranda KerrMiranda
Kill Thor. He’s hot but not really a fan of his face. and parang di ko ata kaya makipag date sa alien. (Alien sya diba?) F*ck Capt. HOT but I find him too serious bordering boring/square. Marry Ironman. Cars, gadgets, money, power, looks, wits, sex appeal, and swabe! Kung pwede lang F and M si ironman eh.
Alessandra AmbrosioAlessandra Kill Thor. He’s more than okay but since he’s not my cup of tea, K by default siya.  He is too manly and rugged. I think he’ll violate me in so many different ways. Hihi! F*ck Iron Man. Smart, witty, stable and appealing despite his age. As much as I would want to marry him, he’s too playful and unpredictable for me. I wouldn’t feel secure 24/7 kaya one night pwede na. Maka-isa man lang! Marry Captain America. He’s SBHMD (Someone to Bring Home to Mommy and Daddy) type of guy. Good boy looking, straight and responsible. Secured ako kahit LDR pa yan.

Notes:

@reypinmoko:

So kung titingnan sa KFM question na to ang choices ko sa buhay ay:

A.) Magpa-long hair at magpamacho

B.) Magpa-good boy at magpamacho

C.) Magpa-tubo ng swabeng bigote at magpaka-bilyonaryo

Hindi ko alam kung anong pinakamadaling gawin diyan. Parang lahat mahirap e. Hindi ba type ng mga babae si Kidlat sa Batang X? Parang mas kaya kong gayahin yun e! Pero medyo refreshing rin malaman na hindi naman lahat ng babae pipiliin yung machong lalake. Natuwa ang underdeveloped muscles kong malaman yun.

@likeavirgil:

Obviously, lahat ng babae sumagot based lang sa movie and not really on the comics itself (then again, di ko rin naman nabasa yung comics). So what’s our take-away here so far? No one wants get hammered by Thor! Kill or marry lang ang choices sa kanya.

Our respondents were also aged between 20-30, so it’s interesting to know kung ano nga ba ang hinahanap nila sa lalaking gusto nila pakasalan. And wouldn’t you know it? Gusto nila ng wagas na pera (sige na nga, wagas rin na pagmamahal).

The ladies have spoken! Maraming hindi trip si Thor dahil mukhang malangis ang buhok niya at masyado siyang macho. Si Captain America? Well for the most part pang sexy time siya dahil guwapo pero not exactly someone you want to be with kase medyo boring at masyadong seryoso. Si Iron Man ang may pinaka-positive response dahil karamihan sa ating panel would either marry or sleep with him. Mayaman at swabe e! Except of course kung ayaw mo sa pang Hagibis niyang bigote. Sa mga lalake, tanong niyo na sa mga chicks niyo yan para malaman niyo kung anong type niya! Baka mamaya yung machong long hair na barista sa Starbucks na lagi niyang nginingitian pala yung hilig niya masulot ka pa.

Well, that’s our KFM question this week! Next time baka ang mga girlaloo ulit ang tanungin natin. Tingnan natin kung maiimbitahan ulit natin ang mga Victoria Secret models natin para sumagot, busy yang mga yan e. Until the next KFM question boys and girls! Watch out for that only here on BehindtheBack!

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2 thoughts on “KFM Ladies Edition: Thor, Captain America, Iron Man

  1. Both Captain America and Thor don’t appeal to me (don’t like muscles) but if I really had to choose: K- Captain America, F- Thor, M- Iron Man.

    Same din sa movies. Snoozefest si Captain America. Thor was very forgettable. I enjoyed Iron Man best.

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